Sebastynisms
Things I’ve thought up over the years in short:
“Your life was not a gift to you
It was a gift to the world.”
August 4th 2007
“Relying on the image of a philosopher is equally pretentious as relying on the brand of clothes you wear.”
May 27th 2007
“Unfortunately sarcasm is lost with idiots.”
May 23rd 2007
“Fat is unattractive, but sometimes you see a women, who shines right through it.”
May 7th 2007
(About StumbleUpon.com)
“Don’t ask me where to go - just take me there! (The kind of a date I enjoy, too.) :p”
May 7th 2007
“Expensive doesn’t equal class”
June 2006
“The truth does exist.
It is without the need of us knowing it.”
July 2006
“There are no obnoxious children, only obnoxious parents.”
Undefined
“Just because you’re lifting weights
doesn’t mean you can’t wear your diamonds.”
August 16th 2005
“Children for parents: deception and distraction
Parents for children: threats and temptation”
November 8th 2004
“These two, the typical man and the typical woman
are both equally sickening creatures.”
December 31st 2001
“When it comes to sex the appearance counts.
When it comes to love, the character counts.
I’m sorry if you have neither.”
December 31st 2001
“What would be so amazing about great love
if it was easy to find?”
December 31st 2001
“It is often impossible to be both polite and truthful at the same time.”
December 25th 2001
“Never seek for income that would prevent you from pampering yourself with a too expensive purchase.”
December 2nd 2001
“People never want to hear they are average, although they do their everything to be average.”
May 20th 2001
“Funny that; take a random male dog in,
and expect to have a good, prosperous relationship.
Take in a random man off the streets, and expect a disaster.”
March 2001
“No need to worry that much -
Manhood is just a mild case of brain dysfunction.”
“Children don’t owe anything to their parents
but the parents owe everything to their children.”
October 2000
(To Albert Camus, who once said:
“Do not walk in front of me, I might not follow you,
Do not walk behind me, I might not lead you,
Walk beside me and be my friend.”)
“Walk in front of me, if you have something to show me,
Walk behind me, if I have something to show you,
Walk beside me, if we’re going to the same direction.”
July 2000
“Divinity - The ability to feel and to think
and still keep the balance.”
June 2000
“Cinema love is based on reality.”
1999
“To be completely happy you need
-at least one beloved human,
-at least one beloved animal, and
-at least one big warm duvet!”
1999
“You can’t take your hand off the hand of life,
But don’t let it walk you.
Dance with it.”
1995
“You are the only person in this world,
who you can’t live without.”
1995
“You are the only person in this world,
who you can’t send away when you feel like it.”
1995
“I wanna forget that I exist.”
1995
“Parents hate rock music because
it keeps the kids distracted from school.
- and for the very same reason the kids love it.”
1994
“A man does his everything
for the woman he loves
except betrays his best friend.”
1993
“I’d like to but I can’t
I could but I don’t want to.”
Beginning of 1992
“I can deal with guys
the only problem is:
They can’t deal with me!”
Beginning of 1992
